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#851 Tue, Oct25 2011 8:36am
- Gildor Inglorion
- Wandering Elf
- From: Montpellier, France
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Re: THE TAPROOM 2
cameosis wrote:
Gildor Inglorion wrote:
I begin to get upset with mithril I always receive them later than anybody .... I wrote to Joan Collins, I'm fed up with that...
i doubt she cares much about it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afPbryNnYOY
Lol i had never thought about this.... I'm sure people at Prince August are to busy if THIS Joan Collins is indeed one of their employee , quite a conversion is it? 
Still, her name is Joan Collins too 
funny
"Elves seldom give unguarded advice, for advice is a dangerous gift, even from the wise to the wise, and all courses may run ill." (Gildor Inglorion, LOTR1)
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#852 Tue, Oct25 2011 10:02am
- Gildor Inglorion
- Wandering Elf
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Re: THE TAPROOM 2
well Joan answered me she was sorry... and would send them to me this week...
I hope it won't become a habit... it's the third time already
"Elves seldom give unguarded advice, for advice is a dangerous gift, even from the wise to the wise, and all courses may run ill." (Gildor Inglorion, LOTR1)
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#853 Tue, Oct25 2011 11:09am
- Milo
- The Attic Warden
- From: Toulouse, France
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Re: THE TAPROOM 2
Just take a sit and have few drinks while waiting for postman...another parcel is on his way to your home.
Milo Gamgee-Took of Bywater
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J.R.R.Tolkien
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#854 Thu, Oct27 2011 12:56pm
- Turambar
- Archer of Mirkwood
- From: Germany
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Re: THE TAPROOM 2
Master Barliman,
the Wandering Elf and myself need a drink to cool down a bit.
So please, would you like to offer a special drink for us . . .
If possible: with additional umbrellas please!!!! the pink ones, to answer your question in advance . . .
Maybe the magic was the most powerful force in the world. But that was long ago.
The dragons are gone, the giants are dead and the children of the woods are forgotten.
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#855 Thu, Oct27 2011 1:09pm
- Barliman
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Re: THE TAPROOM 2
I've no pink ones left - they're the Tree's favourites. I'll give you the little mithril-spangled mauve ones instead.
"A worthy man, but his memory is like a lumber-room: thing wanted always buried."
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#856 Thu, Oct27 2011 2:42pm
- Turambar
- Archer of Mirkwood
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Re: THE TAPROOM 2
Perfect, Master B.
Didn´t know that you have those mauve ones.
Maybe the magic was the most powerful force in the world. But that was long ago.
The dragons are gone, the giants are dead and the children of the woods are forgotten.
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#857 Thu, Oct27 2011 5:13pm
- cameosis
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Re: THE TAPROOM 2
the next barrel is on me -- if they keep quarreling, i will have to eat them. a troll-green umbrella for me, please.
sing and be merry (and pippin)!
Esse quam videri. (Marcus Tullius Cicero)
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#858 Thu, Oct27 2011 5:47pm
- ddaines
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Re: THE TAPROOM 2
I'll have a pint of the usual, but no umbrellas please Landlord 
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#859 Thu, Oct27 2011 6:14pm
- Barliman
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Re: THE TAPROOM 2
You obviously weren't brought up right, Master D. No umbrella indeed! When it's cocktail hour you have to have an umbrella. It's de rigueur.
"A worthy man, but his memory is like a lumber-room: thing wanted always buried."
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#860 Thu, Oct27 2011 7:19pm
- ddaines
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Re: THE TAPROOM 2
Barliman wrote:
You obviously weren't brought up right, Master D. No umbrella indeed! When it's cocktail hour you have to have an umbrella. It's de rigueur.
Ok then
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#861 Thu, Oct27 2011 7:30pm
- erchamion
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- From: Granada, Spain
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Re: THE TAPROOM 2
Do you still follow us without ´tapa`? 
A pint, please......
¡Fuera, viejo Tumulario! ¡Desaparece a la luz! ¡Encógete como la niebla fría, llora como el viento en las tierra estériles, más allá de los montes! ¡No regreses aquí! ¡Deja vacío el túmulo! Perdido y olvidado, más sombrío que la sombra, quédate donde las puertas están cerradas para siempre, hasta los tiempos de un mundo mejor. Tom Bombadil LOTR1
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#862 Thu, Oct27 2011 9:08pm
- Barliman
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Re: THE TAPROOM 2
"Tapa: An unwoven cloth made by people in the Pacific islands from the inner bark of the paper mulberry tree. Origin: Tahitian." Sorry, you're in the wrong establishment, Master Erchamion. You want Mrs Tunnelly's place down the road. Her haberdashery is very good (but her scrumpy is awful).
"A worthy man, but his memory is like a lumber-room: thing wanted always buried."
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#863 Thu, Oct27 2011 9:56pm
- erchamion
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Re: THE TAPROOM 2
Tahiti, do you said?
"Scrumpy in full Maori (te kehukatiki-mana ao scrumpitipu) or kiwi slang (scrump) refers to a variety of cider produced by the Maori abundant in New Zealand. Its origins are ancient, lost in the mists of time and whispered rumours abound in New Zealand public toilets of how and where Scrumpy came from. Some facts are agreed upon by all and sundry. Any New Zealander will be able to tell you, for instance, that Scrumpy is gathered from fallen logs by the native Maoris. They suck the fermented apple juice trapped within the logs out with their elongated noses before returning it to the hive where it is bottled and distributed."
Certainly, Master Barliman, I prefer my "Tapas".
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tapas
(Even, I prefer your suggestion about the Mrs. Tunnellys´s haberdashery......) 
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¡Fuera, viejo Tumulario! ¡Desaparece a la luz! ¡Encógete como la niebla fría, llora como el viento en las tierra estériles, más allá de los montes! ¡No regreses aquí! ¡Deja vacío el túmulo! Perdido y olvidado, más sombrío que la sombra, quédate donde las puertas están cerradas para siempre, hasta los tiempos de un mundo mejor. Tom Bombadil LOTR1
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#864 Thu, Oct27 2011 10:51pm
- Turambar
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Re: THE TAPROOM 2
After this explanation from Master erchamion I come to the following conclusion:
I will never in my life have a drink called "srumpy" anymore . . .
Maybe the magic was the most powerful force in the world. But that was long ago.
The dragons are gone, the giants are dead and the children of the woods are forgotten.
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#865 Thu, Oct27 2011 10:52pm
- Turambar
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Re: THE TAPROOM 2
Would you please serve me some "Pimientos de Padrón" ?!
Maybe the magic was the most powerful force in the world. But that was long ago.
The dragons are gone, the giants are dead and the children of the woods are forgotten.
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#866 Fri, Oct28 2011 3:28am
- twrich
- The Man in the Dark
- From: Minneapolis, MN USA
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Re: THE TAPROOM 2
A voice from a dark, smokey corner says: "You'll notice I always ask for ale (and weed); and I have never accepted a scrumpy!"
"All that is gold does not glitter, not all those that wander are lost." (Strider, The Fellowship of the Ring)
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#867 Fri, Oct28 2011 6:50am
- imisel
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- From: A Corunna - Spain
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Re: THE TAPROOM 2
Turambar wrote:
Would you please serve me some "Pimientos de Padrón" ?!
"Algúns pican, outros non" (some of them are hot, others aren´t)
You have got a great smile from me. Padrón is next to my grandparents' village and I love them. If fact, I live less than a hundred km. from Padron
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Ilsa:A franc for your thoughts.
Rick: In America they'd bring only a penny, and, huh, I guess that's about all they're worth.
CASABLANCA (1942)
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#868 Fri, Oct28 2011 6:58am
- Barliman
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Re: THE TAPROOM 2
In view of Master Erchamion's offputting definition of scrumpy, I feel I should point out that, contrary to what's been occasionally scrawled on the toilet walls, there's no log-sucking allowed in the Pony! We only drink pure, unsullied Breeland scrumpy here, the sort that involves dead rats etc. Far more healthy.
"A worthy man, but his memory is like a lumber-room: thing wanted always buried."
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#869 Fri, Oct28 2011 7:36am
- imisel
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Re: THE TAPROOM 2
I'm getting hungry after read "tapas" and "pimientos de padron". I'm going for my 2nd breakfast right now and I assure you It comes with a tapa of spanish omelette
Ilsa:A franc for your thoughts.
Rick: In America they'd bring only a penny, and, huh, I guess that's about all they're worth.
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#870 Fri, Oct28 2011 11:43am
- cameosis
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Re: THE TAPROOM 2
Barliman wrote:
In view of Master Erchamion's offputting definition of scrumpy, I feel I should point out that, contrary to what's been occasionally scrawled on the toilet walls, there's no log-sucking allowed in the Pony! We only drink pure, unsullied Breeland scrumpy here, the sort that involves dead rats etc. Far more healthy.
fried rats are tasty.
Esse quam videri. (Marcus Tullius Cicero)
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#871 Fri, Oct28 2011 12:04pm
- Barliman
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Re: THE TAPROOM 2
How many do you want? - we have a special on today, three for the price of two.
"A worthy man, but his memory is like a lumber-room: thing wanted always buried."
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#872 Fri, Oct28 2011 5:07pm
- ddaines
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Re: THE TAPROOM 2
Barliman wrote:
In view of Master Erchamion's offputting definition of scrumpy, I feel I should point out that, contrary to what's been occasionally scrawled on the toilet walls, there's no log-sucking allowed in the Pony! We only drink pure, unsullied Breeland scrumpy here, the sort that involves dead rats etc. Far more healthy.
'Ere, better use a different choice of words ther Barli, or the Bree Vice Squad will raid 
, anyhow that's New Zealand Scrumpy, surely not what you serve in this impeccable establishment a la dead rat, so come on fellows don't be put off by this Southern Hemisphere stuff, support Barli's brew
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#873 Fri, Oct28 2011 5:25pm
- erchamion
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Re: THE TAPROOM 2
I have always defended Barli´s brew. The only thing that I like to "accompany" their beer with a ´Tapa`, and that it is not dead rat. Sure, the Hobbits are also happy with my suggestion! ....
Last edited by erchamion (Fri, Oct28 2011 5:25pm)
¡Fuera, viejo Tumulario! ¡Desaparece a la luz! ¡Encógete como la niebla fría, llora como el viento en las tierra estériles, más allá de los montes! ¡No regreses aquí! ¡Deja vacío el túmulo! Perdido y olvidado, más sombrío que la sombra, quédate donde las puertas están cerradas para siempre, hasta los tiempos de un mundo mejor. Tom Bombadil LOTR1
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#874 Fri, Oct28 2011 5:27pm
- cameosis
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Re: THE TAPROOM 2
Barliman wrote:
How many do you want? - we have a special on today, three for the price of two.
six, plus a side order of live brats, preferably spoiled.
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Esse quam videri. (Marcus Tullius Cicero)
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#875 Fri, Oct28 2011 7:03pm
- Barliman
- The famous Innkeeper
- From: Bree
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Re: THE TAPROOM 2
All our brats are spoiled.
"A worthy man, but his memory is like a lumber-room: thing wanted always buried."
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