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Milo · Fri, Oct28 2011 7:34pm

erchamion wrote:
Tahiti, do you said?

"Scrumpy in full Maori (te kehukatiki-mana ao scrumpitipu) or kiwi slang (scrump) refers to a variety of cider produced by the Maori abundant in New Zealand. Its origins are ancient, lost in the mists of time and whispered rumours abound in New Zealand public toilets of how and where Scrumpy came from. Some facts are agreed upon by all and sundry. Any New Zealander will be able to tell you, for instance, that Scrumpy is gathered from fallen logs by the native Maoris. They suck the fermented apple juice trapped within the logs out with their elongated noses before returning it to the hive where it is bottled and distributed."

Certainly, Master Barliman, I prefer my "Tapas".
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tapas

(Even, I prefer your suggestion about the Mrs. Tunnellys´s haberdashery......)

lol

I just realised that Maori has a very nice ME anagram...Maybe our dear Inkeeper digs really deep to make the scrumpy roll

Milo · Fri, Oct28 2011 8:06pm

Master Barliman, I'm very thirsty. Please bring me a barrel of wine, a hobbit sized one. wink

Barliman · Fri, Oct28 2011 8:15pm

You mean a small one, then.

hsf62 · Sun, Oct30 2011 2:23pm

A thirsty hobbit needs more than a small one.... lol

hsf62 · Sun, Oct30 2011 2:24pm

Ahem, by the way I have a large one too! Thanks Master Barliman! smile

Milo · Sun, Oct30 2011 2:44pm

You are damned right Holger, hobbit sized barrel cannot be a smal one !
Cheers Fellows ! tongue

Theobald · Sun, Oct30 2011 3:32pm

Huoommm ... did my work for today ... rhuoomm ... Ahh, Master Milo, good ol' chap want trying to run out my entries tonight ... rhuoomm ... I'm afraid this night won't suffice ... rhuom ... unless you haste a bit .... gruuuooou°u°mm ...

hsf62 · Sun, Oct30 2011 4:29pm

Very unlikely indeed Master Ent. Would be quite a few entries for one night I believe..... roll

Theobald · Sun, Oct30 2011 6:02pm

rhuoomm ... Master Caster, so you might be right ... huoommrhuoomm ... as he's at the bottom of uprising mountains at the moment ... gruoomm ... well, what about a nice bowl of clear-clean-non-sparking-honey-coloured-watery-liquid-which-is not affected-by-drowning-rats-or-furballs-of-cats-though-providing a taste of appely-watery-liquid ... huoommm ... or whatever it is ... huoomm ... Master Barliman might find out what I mean ... he's used to cope with me, ya know ... rhuoommm ... patient man that is indeed ... huom ... so, cheers, Master Hsf62 ...

Milo · Sun, Oct30 2011 6:06pm

Santé les amis !

Barliman · Sun, Oct30 2011 6:55pm

Patient indeed, Master Tree, and not much prone to hastiness myself these days. I've taken a leaf out of your book (or beard...not sure which it was).

Theobald · Sun, Oct30 2011 8:38pm

huoommm ... there wasn't a leave in the book ...alas .. and, by the by, I never send you any book in which a tree and leave could be hidden ... rhuoomm ... nay, that's what I know ... huoomm ... wonder what you are talking about ... rhuomm ... hom? ... better top up this bowl ...rhuoomm ...

cameosis · Mon, Oct31 2011 2:57am

i initially read "leak" instead of "leaf" ... roll lol

Theobald · Mon, Oct31 2011 1:44pm

huooommmm .... hom? ... hmmm ... so today it's time to order some tiny-metal- Phaeton-design-things, isn't it? ... huooommmm ... fine figures they are ... saw them about some months ago ... huomm ... very nice indeed ... somehow "back to the roots" it is, right? ... huommmmm

cameosis · Mon, Oct31 2011 7:50pm

chris tubb will put one of each aside for me, so it was a good day.

Theobald · Mon, Oct31 2011 8:09pm

Huommm ... not necessary to provide this here, Master Cameosis ... rhuoomm .. better keep that barkeep busy here filling my bowl again ... rhuoomm ... alas ... where's the master-Barliman-barkeep ? ... just see them straying cats around here ... rhuoomm ... anyway, a good day it was indeed ... ended with an empty bowl, no barkeep to take care of that, leaves falling ... preparing to rehearse that Christmas Tree again after having cleaned all them wargskins at the front door properly ... rhuoommm ... though, to be honest, I really cannot haste each and everything ... huom .. though I try ...

Barliman · Mon, Oct31 2011 10:31pm

You're very useful to have around, Master Tree, you know your duties and I don't even have tio keep an eye on you. Unlike that scalliwag Nob.

Theobald · Mon, Oct31 2011 11:09pm

rhuoommm ... thanks a lot, Master Barliman, but what about my empty bowl ... huomm ... yes, I do know that your memory is like a lumber-room ... rhuoomm ... I'm sure we'll cope with those minor problems in the ent ... rhuoommm ... rhuoomm ... err, ... problem is that I caught Nob while you were absent ... let him clean the stables in the backyard of the Pony ... rhuoomm ... that's why he cannot help inside the tabroom now ... huoomm ... he might be busy for at least some more days to cope with that ... ahem ... you know what .... rhuoommm ... he's reliable and sometimes does what you ask him to do ... rhuoommm ... you just have to be a bit more patient ... huommmm ... but that's what we have learned in the past years ... huoomm .... but, who is "tio" you let keep an eye upon me? .... rhuoomm ... never heard of him before .... huoomm ... must be a spy-thing I guess ... alas, could be Boris ... huoomm ... I forgot ... Boris, the spider, I nearly forgot about him ... rhuoomm ... yes, Pete Townsend saw him first ...huom ...

Barliman · Tue, Nov1 2011 7:46am

Tio? I have no idea who he is, but he keeps popping in uninvited. And the only reason Nob does things when you ask him is because he doesn't want to be stomped on by a 12-foot tall tree.

Milo · Tue, Nov1 2011 12:57pm

Hi Master Barliman,

Please let me offer you a drink. Take a sit and I will serve your clients meanwhile. tongue

Theobald · Tue, Nov1 2011 1:05pm

huoommmm ... thank you for spoiling my self-confidence again, Master Barliman ... rhuom ... I always thought that it was respect that makes Nob move ... huomm .. never considered it has to do with my size ... huoommm ... you might be right again, Master Barliman ... huomm ... though 12 feet is slightly wrong ... huom ... err, by the by, I just saw Tio at the front door ... hasty animal that is indeed, and a bit shy ... rhuoommm ... maybe I can convince him to take a part in this year's Christmas-tree-folly, once I get him ... rhuoommm ...

Theobald · Tue, Nov1 2011 1:14pm

huoommm ... "seat" that is ... Master Milo ... anyway, thanks for serving me ... rhuommm ... but why offer the barkeep a drink at all ... huommm ... it's his job to serve around here, isn't it? ... he charges you a lot just for a bowl of clear-clean-watery-liquids, right? .... rhuoommm ... ahh, so it was you, Master Milo, to have left the front door open, so that Tio just could pop in again ... huoomm ...

Milo · Tue, Nov1 2011 3:49pm

Sorry master Ent, the door is to heavy for me ! lol

Theobald · Tue, Nov1 2011 5:00pm

huommm ... Tio doesn't mind about a door being left open, Master Milo ... rhuoomm ... that's him ... huom ... and alas, to be honest, for Hobbits there's no door to resist, as far as I know ... rhuommm ... unless you have to rely on that Gandalf to help you further on ... rhuoomm ... huommm ... nice guy, by the way ... huom

Gildor Inglorion · Tue, Nov1 2011 8:23pm

Oh my god have you seen this??

Just when I was saying it had been 2 years since the last True Vignette!!!! this is a masterpiece!! I just hope it won't be sold at ... a master price.... (this vignette is as big and complex as Sauron at Gorgoroth which costed 69€ back in years when mithril was practicing fair prices...)

I hope you like it and are quite proud of it master Innkeeper!

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