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Thanks for the drink!
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I'm here, just under the warg skin looking for my glasses that got lost last time I talked with Nob about his way of cooking
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Nob? Cooking? Isn't that what we call "a contradiction in terms"?
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well I'm skilled enough for cooking some oatmeals boss ! Maybe I should cook some for everybody here...
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No thanks, not for me Nob I'm not into oatmeals.
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hsf62 wrote:
Master Barliman a drink for mistress sevlag and master shadyt please!
Thank you very much Master caster
It will be a good coffee with a few pieces of cake for me, Master Barliman. And I wish you all a great sunny Sunday
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hsf62 wrote:
No thanks, not for me Nob I'm not into oatmeals.
I know some people like such things as porridge, but personally I can't stand the stuff (to me it's like eating wallpaper paste), so I know where you're coming from, Master Holger. But Mrs B. loves it.
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LOL Master Barliman Mrs B is welcome to have mine! Always open for sharing!
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.... Seems that I miss something last few days.. but I hope it is not to late to drink something with you dear Master caster
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Scrumpy is great! Cleans out the gut!
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Also good for scouring pots, stripping paint and removing stains!
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Yes I know Master Barliman its called a alrounder you can use it to do all sort of things.... including poison your mother in law if need be!
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Whats going on here??? I see all these green underlined words and when I go on them with the mouse "Arrow click here to begin" Maybe I had to much scrumpy and I'm starting to seeeee things....... I'm not going to click..... I'm going to get my sword and bow because that smells like ORK!
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What the f&@k was that! I checked the other topics and didn't find anything came back here and its gone...... Hmmm I knew I was nuts but I didn't know it was that bad...
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The problem may be that you haven't drunk enough scrumpy yet. I didn't see the effect you mention, but it certainly sounds orc-like. If it is, we'll need to summon the Elf.
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I guess you give me another one then.....
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"Give"? You mean sell.....
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Well at least I can't see any green double underlined words anymore.... only white mice... LOL:lol:
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No, let that put on Master Milos tap for winning the last auction!
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Fair enough. He's rich - he can afford it.
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We hope so, otherwise he has to clean the dishes...
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huoommm ... er, what's going on here? ... behave, gentlemen, behave please ... huom ... I just came strolling in again and ...
rhuômm ... I witness neither orcs nor green double-underlined words, mice or whatever ... rhûommm ... just that greyish-slimy stuff someone tossed at the bity-doormats ... huooommm ... how often do I have to tell you, gentlemen, that even dead wargs never would swallow such porridge-pasty-urrgh ... huom ... well, once again it's up to me to clean them stained-but-good-old wargskins again ... it's always me, the Tree having to do that ... alas ... huom ...
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I'm OK to offer drinks but I never knew I was considered being rich. Maybe it is legendary Bilbo's treasure that still makes dream Master Barliman ?
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No, I know that you're rich, Master Milo, because you're the only one who ever pays his bar tab on time. Or at all.
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