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and what would become of all this metal? and more importantly, who would run this place ? I suppose you want to take my place master Butterbur! I knew it! this is a conspiracy!!!!
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hehehehehehe
hyark hyark hyark hyark
*casts webs all over the place to ambush her little juicy elf*
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:)huoomm ... not all female spiders do eat husbands, as far as I know ... though Mistress Wirilóme might think differently tonight ... huoomm ... just give him one more chance, Mistress, as he's a good guy and deserves to be treated fair ... rhuoommm ... mind that he's only human pretending being elvish, sometimes ... rhuooouômmm ...
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mmhhhh, who claims I am no elf?
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(Have you checked his ears, just to be sure?)
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(I just cut them with a dulled knife to make them more pointy)
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a voice from a dark corner says: "Just nibble on him a little bit at a time. That way he lives to continue his important work here. And you, Mistress Spider, always have him around for a fresh snack." ;-)
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Well hello Master Barkeep, You are up late! Mrs. B must be tucked in by now. Come have a cool beverage with me.
And now I see estel and erchamion. Please join us, and let us put our troubles in the past.
And now Thingol too! I guess this is the busy time of night. Pull up a stool and have a drink Master Thingol.
And now Master Elf is here, I don't think I've seen 5 people in the pony at once in a long time, please, Master Elf, have a nice glass of red wine!
Last edited by twrich (Sun, Jul17 2011 7:43pm)
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.. thanks for the my friend.... I come with my stool in your dark corner a soon as Master Barliman give me our drinks to bring it there. I do not see Nob here....
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Nob is never here when Master Elf is - they don't see eye to eye (though that mey be because Nob is only three-foot-six).
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oh there are ways for Nob and myself to be there at the same time, that's easy you know but not very productive
(not to mention, don't tell him please.... Nob is a cobaye for many aspects of MMP )
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Well we wouldn't want you talking to yourself - first sign of madness, you know.
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Second sign is ordering the scrumpy.
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What's my scrumpy ever done to you? - no, wait, don't answer that until I get my lawyers in.
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Wirilómë wrote:
*chews on an elfish ear*
Is it tasty.... Lady Wirilómë may be "elfish ear" go well with beer.... black beer... slurp...please here is so hot and I'm thirsty.... very, very thirsty ! Is there someone here. I'd ordered a cold beer... for me and for all who come in next one hour... I have some silver coins in my pocket...
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The only problem with adding elf ears ro the bar snacks is that each elf only has two of them, and there aren't that many elves.
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I will have a drink before I feed LAdy spider...
Cheers Thingol !
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Barliman wrote:
The only problem with adding elf ears ro the bar snacks is that each elf only has two of them, and there aren't that many elves.
..... so there may be a supplier with elf ears from out side the MMP ... only for our Lady spider...
And cheers to you dear Master forest warden...
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mmhh may I remind you master Thingol, that you are supposed to be an elf yourself, and a leader among them...
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Gildor Inglorion wrote:
mmhh may I remind you master Thingol, that you are supposed to be an elf yourself, and a leader among them...
an elf with a hobbit soul....
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Dear Master innkeeper.... bottle of very, very nice wine for my friend Gildor please....
Last edited by Thingol (Tue, Jul19 2011 3:11pm)
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I'll find one that will put hairs on his chest and make his ears grow.
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I will have the smae then, but I doubt more hairs can grow on my chest.
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