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What? What?! Master Daines, did you say something? Oh, its your Birthday? Well, congratulations, and take back your "coiny things." A round for the bar, good barkeep Barli (hey, that sounds pretty good!). And have Nob bring some weed for our pipes! The Master Artisan should not have to pay on his "birfday!"

So Dave, how many rings do you have in your trunk?

Yes indeed, happy birth(yester)day, Master Dave!

All the best David.... I wish you... many great things from today till the maximum measurable future..... cheers !

Huuoooommmmmm ... yes, Happy Birthday, Master Ddaines ... rhuommhûom ... and thanks for the drinks to you and Master Twrich .... huoommm .....

Hic!* Thank ye all

Bonnes vacances David and good luck to you for competition.
Cheers !

Well, I'm also away on holiday first thing tomorrow, so you fellows will have to serve yourselves for the next two weeks. Some of you seem to be quite adept at that already, so I don't anticipate it being a problem.
All I ask is that someone remembers to feed Nob and the cat, or else you'll get your ankles bitten. And that'll just be Nob. The cat is likely to be even more offended.

Try to be good while I'm away.

Huoommm ... wishing you also a very pleasant time far away from the pony, Master Barliman ... rhuômm ... it's me again? ... alas ... Master Jdbrown, there's nothing to control here .... huoommm ... first, all regulars stand in line before the bar, please ... huom ... NO! ... cats first ... er ... Nob? ... keep the shield at 45° angle and be prepared to receive slingshots  ... huoomm ... only serve scrumpy whenever someone tossed coiny-things over the bar ... rhuoomm ... yes, that's an order, so see to it ... rhuoomm ... tomorrow at the third call I will have your report ... rhuoomm ... at your earliest convenience ... huomm ... rhuôm?
cat ? ... let her out, scouting ... that's what they always pretend to do .... rhuommm ... cat? dismissed ....
Just to be honest, it's hard to defend such a bar .... unless there's a tree <--- me

I will take one of those free scrumpy Master Tree!

Huoommm ... that was just a thought about free-scrumpy-thing-promoting the PP better ... rhuomm ... huomm ... so you took it for real? ... rhuoomm ... Master Barliman would be very much upset when he finds out ... rhu^0m ... I said toss them coiny things over the bar, not use slings any more to do that ... huoommm ... though, maybe I'm not the best second-in-line barkeep in Bree ... huom ... there's only Nob and that cat around here ... huoommm ...
missing orc-arms, Master Milo? .... I didn't get it right ... Master Turambar still uses both arms which he still has very well, and mind, he's not an orc at all .... rhuoommm ... cheers, this also was just for fun .... rhuommm .... have you seen the menue for third breakfast for tomorrow, morning? ... huoommm ...

Hello! Is anyone here? Well, I guess I'll help myself to some ale (puts a coiny thing in the register).

And 3rd breakfast !

Hi MAster Twrich, I did not quit this warn place, I was reading my books near the fireplace.

A cup of Tee and muffins would be welcomed.