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And surely not only for this destination !!!

Absolutely fantastic piece! Should have put Fram, the dragonslayer not on that round base . . . 
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Congratulation Master Turambar, You posted the 5000th reply in the Taproom !
Again, there should be a round from our lovely Barliman. 



Last edited by Milo (Fri, Nov26 2010 1:01pm)
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There are 5002 posts before this one, so It looks like Master Archer won the taproom lottery.
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No, it was Master Thingol, so he gets the free drinks - the rest of you have to pay (as if you ever will...).
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I see why some say it is MAster thingol now ==> Master Gildor mini mini mini bug fixing is required !
the counter in viewforum.php is n-1 than the real counter.
funny funny. cheers to Master gardener then !
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Huoommm ... just as I said ... huom ... "free drinks" for Master Thingol? ... rhuomm ... that's plural, isn't it? ... huoommm ... anyway, I'll have to pay for a nice bowl of ... errr ... hoommm ... you know what, Master Barliman .... huom ...
[[grumbles] ... so he 's still keen on heaping up them coiny things, meseems ... huom ... d****d, I wish I had any of those funny things left somewhere ... hooommm ... ]
Huoommm .... ahem, Master Barliman, as for them flat-and-round-metal-coiny-things you seem to collect ... huommm ... errr, fact is, so to say ... huommm ... you see, trees don't wear breeches, you know ... huommm ... nor boots, right? ... hom ... yes, you're guessing right, Master Barliman, very well ... huommm ... so where to carry those things? ... huomm ... I just had a look ... well, what can I say? ... there's no hack-silver in me twigs and branches ... huoom
.......................... alright, let me be honest with you .... huoommm ... what about doing some gardening for you which might also pay well for that liquid-thing ... huoommm ... with that I'm an expert, so to say .... hom .... hom!!!
or would you rather have me cleaning them trodden-furry-biting-greyish-snarling-smelly-rugs again? ... huooommmm ... what else can an Ent do? .... huooooooommm ... No, Master Barliman, no! .... rhuoommm ... though, the more I consider .... rhhrrrr...huom ... alright, the Christmas tree .... huoommm ... I know .... no word, no movement, just standing around silently for about a week in the Pony .... huoommm ... I do remember well ... rhuom ... one of the hardest jobs I ever had .... huooommmrhuom ... so what, Master Barliman?
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Well standing round in the Pony is what you're good at, Master Tree. Nob will be getting the lights and baubles out any day now.
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Huoooommmmm .... that's what I really was afraid of .... hoomm ... same procedure as last year, Master Barliman? .... huoommm ... "any day now" you said .... alas I might add "I will be released" as the bard once said ... rrhhuooommm ...
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zzzzzzzzz, zzzzzzzzzz, mmmh? What? 5000th post?
No- it was my friend, the gardner, Sorry.
But, it's the reason that counts.
zzzzzzzzz, zzzzzzzzzz,
[Exit: archer ]
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Please master Barliman, if you have some real refreshing drinks from the south with anis, I would have 2 of it.
Sneaking in this attic has put my thirst so high !
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Sorry, I haven't, so you can't. I've got a bottle of green gunk here, called absinth I think it is, or you can have one of Nob's aniseed balls (not getting personal, you underrstand), but that's about as close as I can get - to Nob or this "anis" stuff you mentioned. Or you could try some of the drain cleaner - probably tastes much the same. Otherwise we only have strong, manly drinks, such as triple-X scrumpy and, er, triple-X scrumpy. Or you could try the triple-X scrumpy.
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[Ah, there you are Barli, please, I am still waiting for some liquid. You know hobbits do not like waiting when it comes to throat...] --> posted while you were talking to me. sorry.
x-triple-x scrumpy, two please.
Last edited by Milo (Sat, Nov27 2010 8:40pm)
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A good choice. It'll put even more hair on your feet.
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hurmfffff....I see what you mean !
It makes me think of my old uncle's potatoes drink...good for stomach he always said...
I need something to eat also. What is the menu tonight ?
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A fry-up of yesterday's leftovers (fried in scrumpy, of course).
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I arrived after a long journey across the snow-covered roads to our favorite tavern and found for me free drink for 5000th post... thanks Master Barliman... and I would like to order drink for every tired travelers and for all the Mithril friends who happen to be here today....
....it is time to sleep now. Is there a free hobbit room today for the weary gardener, Master innkeeper... !?!?!?
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There are empty rooms, but they aren't free...
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Nevermind, I found excellent accommodation at place called "home"
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Last edited by Thingol (Mon, Nov29 2010 10:15am)
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I guess I came to the right time for a free drink! 
Lets sit down and enjoy!

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Problems in the vote GF:
Michael----- Due to members giving passwords to non Fellowship members, resulting in 5 votes being made by NON- FELLOWSHIP members I have decided to VOID this round completely.
It saddens me.
I will run a short vote again of the top ideas. I apologise for those members who did vote fairly. The password will also be changed.
PLEASE NEVER ALLOW THE PASSWORD TO BE GIVEN TO ANYONE.
Note: I do not know who they voted for, in case you wondered, I just know they voted, where they are in the world (big brother is watching you), and that they are not Mithril customers, let alone Fellowship members.
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So basically, if you read ALL of Michael's posts, some FG member "at a party" helped five of their friends open user accounts with mithril, then gave them the password, then allowed them to vote using their computer. In other words: IT SOUNDS LIKE THE MEMBER CHEATED!!!! I have emailed Michael to tell us who that person was. I certainly would like to hear an explanation from them, wouldn't the rest of you? And I don't think any amount of scrumpy can excuse the fact that they didn't report the transgretion to Mithril, but allowed the vote to go forward until Michael discovered it. This does not sound like an "honest" mistake!
Am I the one who is mistaken? Are there facts I don't know about? Please let the FG member speak up. I am not looking for a witch hunt. But hopefully everyone here agrees that we must have figures that won the vote fairly. Otherwise why bother at all?
Last edited by twrich (Mon, Nov29 2010 6:24pm)
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.... I know that I'm not this member or few of them who cheated but I know that I have opportunity to support and promote again my suggestion Thorin III Stonehelm
but there are lot's of guys who love nameless things and creatures so voting will be interesting again...
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well Michael said they were 5, but could only find 2 among this "party of friends" he still does not know who are the other three ones
I don't have a damn idea about who all of these might be, but I doubt knowing the identity could change anything , I just hope it is not a member of MMP as it could be a very bad for us 
If they are no mithril customers, that could also mean there is a leak, and a break in the security of the official board..
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These are strange days indeed. Some fellows try to help the company to survive while other only see their own interrest...who are these orcs, I wonder...They for sure would taste my hobbit's anger !

By the way Master Barliman, I will have the meal you proposed, but behind the bar please as I am waiting for another hobbit gardener friend.
Last edited by Milo (Mon, Nov29 2010 7:43pm)
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